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02:39 Apr 30 2008
Times Read: 682
See the whole article on Cracked.com....
but I am going to spoil the end by putting it here first!
#1: CHARLES MANSON: SCIENTOLOGIST
Best Known For: viciously murdering people, ordering people to viciously murder other people; carving swastikas into his forehead
Why You Wouldn't Expect Him To Be a Scientologist: One of the biggest lunatics in American history is actually precisely who we'd expect to be down on the ground with psychotic theories about aliens and immortal spirits. But here' the kicker: Manson took over 150 hours of Scientology courses, rejected it as too crazy, and then went on to murder a whole bunch of people.
We're just saying.
Connections: Peter "Big Gunner" Skinner, the guard he supplies cigarettes to so he can avoid getting raped all the time.
Presumed Thetan Level: Batshit insane, but knows total bullshit when he sees it.
17:05 Apr 29 2008
Times Read: 691
Found this on Cracked.com and boy is it true...
You want to break out of that black tar pit of self-hatred? Brush the black hair out of your eyes, step away from the computer and buy a nice gift for someone you loathe. Send a card to your worst enemy. Make dinner for your mom and dad. Or just do something simple, with an tangible result. Go clean the leaves out of the gutter. Grow a damn plant.
It ain't rocket science; you are a social animal and thus you are born with little happiness hormones that are released into your bloodstream when you see a physical benefit to your actions. Think about all those teenagers in their dark rooms, glued to their PC's, turning every life problem into ridiculous melodrama. Why do they make those cuts on their arms? It's because making the pain-and subsequent healing-tangible releases endorphins they don't get otherwise. It's pain, but at least it's real.
That form of stress relief via mild discomfort used to be part of our daily lives, via our routine of hunting gazelles and gathering berries and climbing rocks and fighting bears. No more. This is why office jobs make so many of us miserable; we don't get any physical, tangible result from our work. But do construction out in the hot sun for two months, and for the rest of your life you can drive past a certain house and say, "Holy shit, I built that." Maybe that's why mass shootings are more common in offices than construction sites.
It's the kind of physical, dirt-under-your-nails satisfaction that you can only get by turning off the computer, going outdoors and re-connecting with the real world. That feeling, that "I built that" or "I grew that" or "I fed that guy" or "I made these pants" feeling, can't be matched by anything the internet has to offer.
Except, you know, this website.
23:54 Apr 25 2008
Times Read: 699
I've been watching Brady Bunch re-runs off the internet today when not sleeping.
What the hell is wrong with this picture?
12:35 Apr 23 2008
Times Read: 703
Wow - after what seemed an ice age, I finally got my password re-set and am back on line here.
Not that I have a great amount of time to spend in playing with the kids; my thesis is well and truly set, I am excited about it and the direction it is taking and have a TON of work to do over the next couple of years to complete the writing segment of this 'extremely costly' endeavor. (Believe me, between the exchange rate and the broken bones I have suffered it has cost me plenty! ;) )
In other news - I got a kitty whose name is Jack. He is a sweetheart except when he MEOWS really LOUD at 4 am or just whenever I am busy - he Luuurrrves attention which is what I have determined the noisome caterwauling to be the product of....
But he is still cute!
Oh joy - I am finally back here as me and not my alter-ego who was not always the nicest person truth be told.
If I don't get a chance to rate you - give me time to catch up please. First on the list is that 'abaddon' fool who finds it pleasurable to rate ones to those who work hard to create something only to have it UNFAIRLY rated. Listen, nines, eights, hell, even sevens or sixes, I can live with - but arbitrary ones just because you can is not only not playing 'fair' it is just mean and stupid.
Hopefully the backlash against this rash of "I love my one from him" will begin soon. I am sure I am not the only one who doesn't appreciate all the time and work I put into building a compendium of myself denigrated by some lowlife turd who has nothing better to do.
I bet he can't even understand what I just wrote unless he uses a dictionary.
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